Poker One Liners

Wanted large hands
(Placed on the front of the woman shirts)

Are you bragging or standing, or just happy to see me? or
me.dine wine "me me 69!" which ever you prefer

There is a bar in Montana that has a T-shirt "liquor in the front, Poker in the rear."

If I have the "nuts", I hope you have the balls.

"Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

For women
"Are you all in?
For men
"Yes, I am completely"

"If there was no luck involved, I think I'd win the whole world"

Phil Hellmuth-

I must be the best poker player at the table. .... forward on the back ...... Carlsberg

Do I get a percentage of profits if you use one of mine and it sells well?